We’re going to need to see proof you have a wheelchair

?

Stadium

We drive up to the main gates.
-Hey man,we’ve got a wheelchair here,where can we park?
I say to the well armed, well moustachioed copper.
He’s been trained for this-the wily Englishman on the blag- he’s ready
.
-I need proof. I need proof.where is your wheel chair.I need to see.I need proof.I need proof.I need proof.

This is what he was trained for. Excellent policeman.
He peers through the back window finally, at Dave. He looks down. Dave grins.

-oh no!you go through.go!go!go!

He shouts like a man quite reasonably not expecting the short chap in the back seat, beneath the England beanie cap, to stop at the waist.

He shouts ahead to his colleagues. We’re waved through like the Queen herself. We park outside the main gates to the stadium. There are perks to being unexpected.

We’re here. So it would appear are 50000 ?Englishmen and 3 Slovenes.
Game on. Come on England!

This email was sent from a mobile device.sorry for any grammatical short cuts!

This email was sent from a mobile device.sorry for any grammatical short cuts!

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